Sunday, November 14, 2010

Shoot

Disclaimer: For the most part, I was not thinking of actual people I know (or maybe already shot...) when I was making up the list. Just bored and in a heightened state of irritation.

1. People who are narrow-minded.
2. People who abuse animals and children.
3. People who see alcohol as an excuse, or take advantage of those who are intoxicated.
4. People who don't reply to messages.
5. People who fucking swear too fucking much.
6. People who stop at the end of escalators.
7. People who ask questions in movies.
8. People who only listen to 80's music because of Glee.
9. PEOPLE WHO TALK IN CAPS.
10. People who don't keep promises.
11. ppl hu tlk in txt spk
12. People who Tweet about being drunk.
13. People who take advantage of others who drive.
14. People who seem to laugh hard at stupid movies.
15. People who are bad at making lewd jokes, but do it anyway.
16. People who preach about religion to those who don't care.
17. People who offer their expert opinion when it is neither expert nor asked for.
18. People who act cute.
19. People who speak in another language when not everyone present can understand it.
20. People who became Michael Jackson fans only after his death.
21. People who try and explain jokes. Badly.
22. People who complain about situations of their own choosing and making.
23. People who waste food and paper.
24. People who turn on their friends.
25. People who are hypocrites or two-faced.
26. People who assume vampire fiction is related to Twilight.
27. People who think being a clerk in NS is easy.
28. People (guys) who have no sleeves.
29. People who assume they have a Divine Right to sit, even after they've obviously been shopping all day.
30. People who bring uncontrollable and misbehaving children to public places.
31. People who talk in cinemas.
32. People who retell and try to revive unfunny gimmicks. Old Spice, Chuck Norris, etc.
33. People who try to use social media to earn money FROM their "friends".
34. People who listen to Justin Bieber.
35. People who are too caught up with getting good grades or making a lot of money.
36. People who waste money.
37. People who troll when they can simply avoid what they don't want to see.
38. People who try to use big words when easier ones will do.
39. People Who Type Like This For Some Reason Which I Never Understood.
40. People... who... use... too many... dots...
41. People who put pictures of cars or other inanimate objects as their Facebook display picture.
42. People who put stupid names as their Facebook names.
43. People who steal.
44. People who love to laugh at others, but cannot laugh at themselves.
45. People who are always late.
46. People who freeload. Food, cigarettes, anything.
47. People who say they need to diet when they don't.
48. People who assume owning a camera equates to being a photographer.
49. People who act as if the world revolves around them.
50. People who can't make up their minds.

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